So its hot and sweaty. And I'm feeling quite unproductive at this moment, watching Friends, thinking. And thinking some more. Which is quite harmful if done excessively.People have asked me plenty of times, "What's your favorite experience this year?" And to narrow down the habits of a hustler is just quite difficult. So to document the epic-ness I call Freshman Year here's a list of highlights I've experienced this year:
Starting from most significant to least. Just kidding.
- Summer orientation SPOP 3: Wu-tang Clan "We ain't nothing to fcuk wit"
- Having a 201 suite lunch at Pippins
- "Does anyone have a probem with nudity?" = the beginning of a wonderful friendship
- taking balloons from Aldrich Park
- realizing my roommate had the pocketknife to get the balloons
- realizing my roommate is a bad- a$$
- "Holler at cha girls at 201"
- Playing with the "glow-in-dark" frisbee unsuccessfully
- 201 Dance-a-thon
- Meeting Andrew Chiang
- Lighting dance floors on fire
- Being attacked by a subwoofer-a$$ to Missy Elliott's "Pass that Dutch"
- 201 vs. 202 prank
- Being accused of sexual assault
- Santa Hat competition Reward: 7 slaves
- Winning 7 slaves
- Having Aida sing "A Whole New World" as my alarm
- Having Aida making my bed
- Having Aida use random pick-up lines on some boys
- Realizing I had 7 slaves, but only using Aida.
- Getting kicked out of a club because we're too much
- Streaking with Kasie because we got kicked out of the club
- 201 Legends Photoshoot: Harajuku/Gangster/Black and White
- Realizing that I have an New York best-seller friend named Evelyn Gonzalez, aka EvDawg
- Roscoes Chicken and Waffles
- Phil Phan and his red robe
- Being introduced to the epic game that is called Cranium
- Introducing the "Twist" to Cranium
- Palo Midnight Adventure at Turtle Rock
- 818 Lunches at Brandywine
- Melrose Rendevous with Megan
- Sprinkle Cupcakes
- Yogurtland
- Cue pictures
- Scavenger Hunt to random Study places
- Newport Beach: Most Dopest Official B!tches
- Karoake time with Palo "Boyz II Men" Serenade
- Evelyn's party= wow
- Kayaking:Picnic:Volleyball game with 201
- "My favorite cheese is gouda."
- Stunting at Mesa Semi-Formal
- Getting dangerously hyphy on the dance floor
- "Journey to Hobbitland" Photoshoot
- Giving Haaris the Honey Bunches of Oats Cinnamon
- Rap battle with Migual
- Winning the rap battle with Migual
- "Speakers"= the beginning of a wonderful friendship
- Breakdance class sessions
- Everyone but Britney getting free Disneyland tickets at Care-a-thon
- Emily drawing my to her room with her seductive playlists
- Emily becoming "Mya"= Keyshia is proud
- Hollywood Men
- Banana pancakes party
- February 14: Waking up to rose petals at 201
- Midnight June 9: Realized that my friends are the bomb.
Lastly, I want to thank my sexy and funny chem tutor. And also to the people at commons for not paying attention that one Saturday which allowed 201 to enjoy a whole bucket of chocolate ice cream.
I would say that I love you but unfortunately, pimps don't fall in love. But seriously, to say that this year has been an amazing would be an understatement.
To 201 Legends, the world doesn't know about us yet. But they will.
STAY UP.
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